i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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