My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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