it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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