So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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