Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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