Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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