I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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