She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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