Please, let me fuck your mom
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
