walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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