as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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