hell yes lets make some ravioli
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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