I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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