I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
