11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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