the new term for farting is butt boxing.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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