apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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