4 words: hood of his car
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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