I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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