Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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