I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ambien. No doubt about it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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