I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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