The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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