Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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