I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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