Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
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i think i have two assholes
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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