A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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