I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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