oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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