with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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