It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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