i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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