help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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