Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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