Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
