We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
