Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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