did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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