Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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