She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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