Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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