party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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