So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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