wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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