I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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