Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
