I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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