So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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