i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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