That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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