Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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