I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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